Sunday, March 14, 2010

Here's Why I Hate Today

I haven't posted in a long time, and this seems a terrible way to get back into it. Nevertheless, I just need to vent. So here I go. This is why I hate today:

1. We have too many clocks to reset.
2. It’s plant-watering day.
3. I can’t find A Beautiful Mind anywhere.
4. Blockbuster rescinded their Grace Period policy – but neglected to mention it the last time I rented movies.
5. My kid’s Science Fair partner just bailed.
6. Our phone is dead.
7. There are too many hungry people around me that insist on being fed.
8. It’s only 6 pm and I’ve eaten all my Weight Watcher points for the day.
9. Everyone seems grumpy.
10. Two of my online Scrabble games have impossibly constipated boards.

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